Berlin

Diese Scheiße ist krank!

A summary of my German language skills to date.

Fat topless men, small children dancing, going to prison and the birth of stars.

They say a picture paints a thousand words, so this blog post is an essay of over 5,000.

If, like me, you're prone to get easily bored when reading, here's my last week or so in photos.....

A trip to the lake

This weekend I went to a lake and a party. I only saw wrinkled penises at one of them.

The view from Putney Bridge compared to that of An der Schillingbrücke

I like generic photos of sunsets.

Ten light-hearted observations about Berliners

A cursory glance at the citizens of Berlin. (Well, I've only been here a couple of months, if there is a part two I hope it will be more insightful and profound).

Whopping 250kg (that’s big) British WWII bomb found outside my office

‘Er... I say, awfully sorry about that chaps, I think it belongs to me...!’

A quick summary of what I've been up to

Deck chairs, clubs, lovely people

The Even Curiouser Incident of the Forgetful Englishman in the Night Time

For this to make any form of sense you need to read the journal entry below *points*

The Curious Incident of the Passive-Aggressive German in the Day Time

Parties, flea markets, singing Germans and street robbery.

A summary of my last week in a sunny Berlin involving a party, some singing Germans and a dastardly street robbery.

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